Look, there IS a point to all this.
You've made it this far, clearly you've given me the benefit of the doubt.
I'm a complete stranger, yet you've clicked where I've asked you to click...
...three times thus far.
I don't mean any disrespect. On the contrary, I thank you for taking the chance that I am indeed a sincere chap.
There is something interesting I'd like to explain, but I'm afraid it simply isn't appropriate to type here.
So if you can please bear with me, I'll have to ask you to please click here once more so we can proceed to where it's.. well.. more appropriate.